Kiss of Death Cupcakes
Halloween goes hand-in-hand with creepy things like blood-sucking vampires. But honestly, compared to my worst kiss, being eaten alive by a vampire sounds preferable. Allow me to tell you all the gruesome details…
I was fresh outta high school and hell-bent on the ‘adult’ dating world, which (spoiler alert!) years later, I have yet to enter STILL. I went to a coworker’s little Halloween party dressed up real cute and thought I was super awesome for drinking Mikes Hard Lemonades like they were going out of style.
Then I met her downstairs neighbor/friend. He was cute, with brown hair and brown eyes and a nice smile. He saddled up to me and we began chatting when I wasn’t losing desperately at beer pong. His name–for purposes of protecting his identity, of course–will be renamed to Burrito.
Burrito and I hit it off, or it was probably the fact that I had about 2376845 cups of sugar and alcohol in my bloodstream. Either way, eventually we ended up outside as a group and were chatting. Burrito liked to play fast so he leaned in and gave me a kiss. Everything would have been fine if his mouth didn’t taste like a burrito filled with poop.
Ingredients
Instructions
For Complete Instruction Please See : thedomesticrebel.com
I was fresh outta high school and hell-bent on the ‘adult’ dating world, which (spoiler alert!) years later, I have yet to enter STILL. I went to a coworker’s little Halloween party dressed up real cute and thought I was super awesome for drinking Mikes Hard Lemonades like they were going out of style.
Then I met her downstairs neighbor/friend. He was cute, with brown hair and brown eyes and a nice smile. He saddled up to me and we began chatting when I wasn’t losing desperately at beer pong. His name–for purposes of protecting his identity, of course–will be renamed to Burrito.
Burrito and I hit it off, or it was probably the fact that I had about 2376845 cups of sugar and alcohol in my bloodstream. Either way, eventually we ended up outside as a group and were chatting. Burrito liked to play fast so he leaned in and gave me a kiss. Everything would have been fine if his mouth didn’t taste like a burrito filled with poop.
Ingredients
- 1 box dark chocolate cake mix, plus ingredients on back of box
- 2 small boxes instant chocolate pudding mix
- 1 cup fat free milk
- FOR FROSTING:
- 2 sticks butter, room temperature
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- ¼ cup dark chocolate cocoa powder
- 1 Tbsp heavy cream
- About 4 cups powdered sugar
- Chocolate sprinkles
- Hershey's Kisses, unwrapped
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Line 2 muffin tins with about 18 paper liners. Set aside.
- In a large bowl, prepare the batter according to package directions. Stir in ONE of the boxes of pudding mix to combine. Portion the batter evenly among the muffin tins, filling about ¾" full. Bake cupcakes for approx. 15-18 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean. Cool the cupcakes completely.
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For Complete Instruction Please See : thedomesticrebel.com
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